- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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