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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

in soviet russia, cow milks you

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

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