- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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