Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

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Your adopted.....

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You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

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A black person dies.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

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Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

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Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

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so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

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A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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