Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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