Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

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Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Racial Equality

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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