- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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i died. new product by steve jobs

Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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