- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

I like U.............................nicorns :D

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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