What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Why did the dog die? He was old

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

How old is your mom Dead

Darude- Sandstorm

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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