Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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I wrote a funny joke.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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