- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

roses are red violets are too im bleeding

jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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