- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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