How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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Knock Knock Come in! :)

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

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A man makes a sandwich.

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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