- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

What did david give back? Nothing.

what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

The Labour Party.

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

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