Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

What did the fish say after he

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

racism...deal with it!

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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