- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

I was Born ready I was born naked.

A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

I have aids

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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