What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

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Two friends that are 11 years old are fighting with each other, and one of them says, " Shut the front door." The other friend replies, "We don't even have a front door, because we're both homeless, and we're never going to be adopted because we're on an island, that's how we became friends in the first place."

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

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Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

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When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

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What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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