How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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knock knock who's there? hope

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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The Big Bang Theory (the show).

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Vagina cream... end of story

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why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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what's white and sticky semen

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

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What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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