I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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