- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Chuck norris

Justin Bieber

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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