according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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