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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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Guess what? Holocaust

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

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Wanker

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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