- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

A train poops its pants.

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

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