whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

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