We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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hi jonny

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

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What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

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Anti Joke

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