what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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Nice belt.

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

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Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

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What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

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Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

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I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

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A man walks into bar carrying a nondescript glass bottle of beer. The bartender speaks up in a harsh tone "We don't allow outside drink here buddy! If you're drinking here, you're buying it from here! The man replies, "Oh I'm sorry, it's just that this isn't a normal beer. Every time you take a swig from it, you are granted one wish!" The bartender, who is at this point getting visibly irritated, "I ain't got no time for fairy tales. Screw off!" The man seemingly unfazed by this anger tells him, "I'm not any kind of liar. I have three sips left. You can have them if you want." The bartender snatches the bottle with his unwashed hands from the man. "Fine" he says gruffly "I'll drink your magic beer." He thinks for a brief minute and says to himself, "I wish I had an expensive sports car." and takes a drink from the bottle. No later then a second later, a Ferrari pulls up into the driveway. It is a sleek and dark red color. It was of the latest model and did not have a single scratch whatsoever. The bartender's eyes pop wide open in astonishment and he quickly makes his second wish, "I wish I had a beautiful girlfriend!". And he took another drink. No later than five seconds, A leggy 5'7 blonde bombshell steps out of the entrance. She dons a short white skirt, Long red stiletto heels and a jet black spaghetti strap top. The bartender starts to sweat and looks a little nervous. "And my final wi-EUGHAAAHGGHHH!" The bartender collapses from the floor drooling from the mouth. It turns out that the liquor he was drinking was 180-proof alcohol that his old liver could not take. The blonde woman steps back and lets out a disgusting shriek. "Ewww, this old ugly hobo just ODed on the floor. Can we go somewhere else for drinks Jeremy?" Her boyfriend replies, "Yeah good idea babe. This place looks a trash heap anyway. You deserve better." The couple do not hesitate in stepping into their sleek red Ferrari and driving off. The man who had given the bartender the beer proceeded to check the dead man's pockets and rob it of all of it's contents. Nobody ever caught the man, and not a single person in the bar cared enough about the bartender to call 911. Moral of the story: Magic does not exist and life sucks.

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A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

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Well, there's one way...

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

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I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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