- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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