What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

A miserable man committed suicide.

Just found out that it doesn't work.

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What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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