How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

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What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

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A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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