- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

Who does creatine? James Cornish

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Grace Ackerson

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

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