Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

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Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

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You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

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How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

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There is a blonde, a redhead, and a brunnette stuck on a deserted island. the redhead gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk the 100 miles back to shore. she begins swimming, gets 10 miles out, gets tired, and drowns. the brunnette gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk it too. she gets 50 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The blonde decides to escape as well. she is able to swim 98 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

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Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

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Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

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You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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