- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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