- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Republicans

think twice or at least think

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

women's rights.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

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