- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

poop nuff said

Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

im at school

What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

wanna hear a joke? yes

What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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