What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

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