- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

Koalas mum is a slut

What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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