- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Who does creatine? James Cornish

How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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