- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Your mother just died.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

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