- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

you suck

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Women's Rights

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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