what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

Women's rights

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

i am writing this because i felt like it.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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