How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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what does a granny look best in? 1950

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

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"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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