- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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