- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

Your future.

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

fish fishy caoimhin

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

Where's my tractor?

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

kaite is dumb that is true

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Thumbs this up

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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