Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

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What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

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Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

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Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

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Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

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Hail Heetluh

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What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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