- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Gangnam style

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

Women's rights

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

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