- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

This is not a joke or is it

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

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