In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

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Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Do your parents know you're gay?

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

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what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

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How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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