How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

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what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

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My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

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What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

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Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

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"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

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How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

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why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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