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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

Killing your friend as a joke.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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