- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

hahahahaha thats not funny

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Okay, after this one then...

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

This is an anti-anti-joke.

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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