"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

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whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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