Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

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Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

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so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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Knock Knock Come in! :)

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

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Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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