Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

Old guitars sound like cat's guts

What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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