the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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What is my name? I dont know

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Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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