Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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TIMMY

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

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Anti Joke

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