What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

where's mom I killed her

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

A baby seal walks into a club.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

Hey, austin, what are you doing?

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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