- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

Oh my God! A talking dog!

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

I wrote a funny joke.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

Women's Rights

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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