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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

Knock knock, COME IN!

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

what do you call a black chef glendon

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

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