- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

Im batman...suck it losers

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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