- Anti Joke

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

Seven

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

your moms my other ride

How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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The Anti Joke Book

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Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

Seven

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

your moms my other ride

How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...