What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

My mum is called Steve

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

What? Why?

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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