- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

Your mom is so old she died

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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