- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Where's the dick??? east

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

An Asian man fails a math test

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

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