- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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