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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

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Brad Fuller!

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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What's the deal with brown?

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rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

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A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

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- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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