I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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Why is the sky blue? As the light from our Sun shines into the atmosphere, most of the colors are able to reach the Earth’s surface uninterrupted. However, because blue light has a wavelength that is the same size as the particulates in the air, this light is scattered in every direction. This blue light bounces from particulate to particulate until it eventually reaches your eyes. For this reason, no matter what direction you look in the sky, it appears to be blue. This blue light originated with the Sun, was bounced around in the sky many times, and then eventually reached your eyes.

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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