Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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Why are fire trucks red Well fire trucks have 4 wheels, and they have 8 people in them, 4+8, is 12, there are 12 inches in a foot, a foot is a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a boat, boats sail the seven seas, fish are in the seven seas, fish have fins, the Finns defeated the Russians, Russians are red, And that is why fire trucks are red.

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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so 3 guys are a plane George W. Bush, a mexican, and a chinese man. the plane is going down because of too much weight they haave to throw things out. The mexcan throws out a suitcase full of tacos and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then the chinese throws out a suitcase full of rice and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then George W. Bush pushes the mexican out and says "we have to enough of these in out country."

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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How are cars made? By magic.

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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