Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

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what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

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Wigan.

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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