What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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